Beta Fish

At Petco, Roy is saying good bye to all the animals.

We pass the birds
"Good bye birds!"

We pass the turtles
"Good bye turtles!"

We pass the fish
"Good bye fish tanks!"

We pass the beta fish
"Good bye....    LITTLE fish tanks"

Flower

"Mommy, what's that flower doing in your hair?"
"It is pretty"
"No.  It belongs in the dirt.  With the other plants."
"But it's pretty Roy"
"Take it out.  In.  The.  Dirt."

Mouse

Roy and I are looking under the hood of my car.  My air conditioning isn't working and he wanted to 'help'.  I was planning at checking the fuses when I saw a mouse eaten wire

"Roy, look at this"
"What is it?"
"A mouse ate the wires in my car!"
Dead Serious and a bit disappointed:  ".... Mickey did it"